September 21, 2008

Why So Glum, Chum?

Oh no!

I can tell you've been crying...

Oh... You poor thing.

Is that a single tear on your cheek?


Why are you so sad?

Is it because your hair is such a mess?


Or is it because Monkey just had a birthday?

Are you sad because your kids are growing up so fast?






Seriously... What can I do to help? I hate to see you cry.






Okay, okay... If you'd really like to keep me from crying...

Next time you chop the onions.

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8 comments :

scrappysue said...

that's funny! and i SWEAR onions are getting stronger!!! i hear chewing gum can help...

The Woman said...

I'll do it lol onions don't seem to bother me anymore.
I have heard, run the onion under cold water first, hold a piece of bread in your mouth when you chop the onion (I heard it I swear)

Amanda said...

I was really sad for you for a minute. You stinker.

Beck said...

Ha! Nothing helps that I can figure out...

Tirzah said...

I was starting to worry!

Elaine A. said...

You tease!

Although this has been me lately, minus the onions... ; )

Toni said...

LOL that was so funny. Try whistling while you chop I did that yesterday and didn't shed a tear.

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Ginny said...

Funny! There is supposed to be a trick to making you not cry, I don't cook though so can't remember :)