Last night I dreamt I was selling life insurance.
I was selling it.
So, I was trying to explain the life insurance plan to some people who were up on their balcony and they were not understanding. I offered to come up to their place and explain it. They agreed. I had trouble finding their apartment in their building. I finally did and I sat down with them and explained how the life insurance plan worked.
They were having trouble deciding whether or not to sign on.
I said, "I'll give you my final sales pitch: The best-case scenario is that you will never need life insurance... That nothing bad will ever happen. But if something does happen and you don't have insurance... You'll regret not having it."
What a strangely mundane dream.
August 6, 2008
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