Something really weird is going on.
The other day, when I was innocently eating supper with my family, I tried to cut my potato into bite-sized pieces using my fork; and it shattered. Mind you, it was a plastic fork... but still.
And then, last night, when I was brushing my teeth, my toothbrush snapped in two.
There was much wailing
and gnashing of teeth
(this little tooth guy was
off gnashing with
the best of them).
So, my question is this: What gives?
Have I been chomped by a radioactive spider?
Or, was I exposed to gamma rays?
I mean, what's up with the sudden super-strength?
And what will I accidentally destroy next? (Besides a bowl of ice cream because, trust me, that carnage will be entirely intentional.)
If this keeps up, you just might see me in some tights and a cape.
(although, on second thought, you probably won't)
*Spiderman is a Marvel character.
**Hulk is likewise a Marvel character.