Ew! Ew! Ew!
We have baby spiders in our downstairs bathroom. They're everywhere. We first noticed them yesterday and we've been squishing them ever since. Have you ever heard that if you kill a spider it's going to rain? Well, people, prepare yourselves for a very rainy season. The spiders and I have a deal, you see: As long as they stay out of my house... they get to live.
Just now, I opened the door to the bathroom, stuck my head in and peered around to see if I could see any new spiders. So far they've mostly been on the floor or climbing up the side of the vanity. I didn't see any on the floor, but I did notice one on the doorframe. I looked up and OH MY GOD! THE ENTIRE CEILING WAS COVERED IN CREEPY CRAWLY SPIDERS. Ah! Ah! Ah!
I might never be the same again. I need to go take a shower now. I feel like I must have spiders in my hair. I'm freaking out.
I hate bugs.